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Posted In Bodysuits and Teddies

Dani Thompson reviews
Noir Handmade velvet flock print body

12th May 2025

Our final look at some Noir Handmade delights! We’ve reviewed this German label before and were eager to explore more of their eye-catching designs. Perfect for those who love their lingerie with a hint of drama, or want to wear it beyond the bedroom. Dani Thompson closes out the reviews today with this Noir Handmade velvet flock print body which was passed on to her by November Reign who found it not a great fit, will Dani have better luck?

"We have a bit of stretchy on the top and there is quite a bit of stretch in the body and there are no fastenings underneath." Dani Thompson

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